Absurdity

solpsii:

[on first date] haha sooooooooo… what do you think of sollux captor

(Source: galacktic, via arixera)

person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
"For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge to eat the donut. This does not necessarily mean we hate the donut, or think the donut is disgusting— many of us even like donuts. But we never have any urge to walk over there and eat it. Demisexuals will have the urge to eat the donut only if it their absolute favorite kind of donut in the whole world, and greysexuals sometimes will have the urge to get the donut, and sometimes not. Celibates are on diets."

http://backroundradio.tumblr.com  (via ancient-amateur)

This is a fantastic analogy, can I marry it?

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Genius.

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REBLOGGING BECAUSE I HAVE THIS FUCKING MEMORIZED AND IT IS THE GREATEST EXPLANATION IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

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(Source: asexualeducation, via night-valley)

purrfectleijon:

you guys should do it

late-night-cruising:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of fucking chips we’re getting when we fucking open the can

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thealbooty:

haythamkawaii:

bandit-assassin-bullet:

welcome to the assassins creed fandom

were very serious

super serious assassins business 

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super serious guys

totally
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